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Part Duex
The men, weary after their battle in
“Adventures of the hard naked men part 1”
went for a snooze under a giant shit tree.
As our heroes slept, the evil dickhead of Knocknagree and
his slimy sidekick Snot crept up to our heroes and chopped off their dicks.
When the Hard Men woke up, they noticed that their dicks had been chopped off.
They were not happy.
One of the Hard Men, Arse, saw the trail of snot leading away from the shit tree.
The cock-less heroes followed the snot until they came upon the dickhead with the dicks.
They beat the shit out of the dickhead and they picked on the snot.
The men glued back their dicks with “Zip Grip”.
They could be naked with pride again.
They had fought, they had won.
They were naked, they were men.